Cat or Bat?

You would think a cat with the name Mouse might have somewhat of an identity crisis. Not a bit of it. Mouse is certain of her species. She is 100% sure that she is human, and as such she feels all human food should be hers. Consequently, every time the fridge opens she is there in a flash. Exasperated, this morning by her insistence that she should be allowed to get her entire self inside the fridge to select a tasty morsel, and wondering how she manages to hear the fridge from anywhere in the house, I called her big ears! Something in my tone obviously gave her pause for thought since she stopped and looked at me. Peering down at her I realised that she does indeed have extraordinarily huge ears. Even by kitten standards they are enormous! See for yourself.....

So to sum up she is a cat named Mouse who thinks she is human and has ears like a bat!